1. Your spirit will LITERALLY leave your body.
It will sit up, stand up, look at your body, look around and then walk off looking confused.
2. In some cases (Mount Zion movies) you will be given a tour of heaven and hell and then sent back to Earth because “it’s not your time”.
Even the Grim Reaper makes mistakes.
3. If it’s a really depressing movie, you’ll be insulted by an elderly angel and sent straight to hell immediately after the tour.
Because you were actually a terrible person when you were alive and the angel just really wanted to let you know this before sending you off to eternal torment.
4. You’ll be told the identity of the person that killed you.
Because in Nollywood, no one dies of natural causes. 99% percent of the people that die were definitely murdered.
5. Sometimes you’re given the chance to pick between going straight to heaven OR going back to Earth as a ghost to haunt the person that killed you.
Because gone are the days when vengeance was for the Lord.
6. If you choose to become a ghost, the clothes you died in will be taken from you and you’ll be given a white flowing gown.
The official Nollywood ghost uniform.
7. Also, you’ll be given a LOT of white powder for your face and cotton wool to stuff in your nostrils.
Because being a ghost isn’t scary enough. You also have to look like you have leprosy.
8. You’ll get the chance to torment the life of the person responsible for your early demise by appearing to them from time to time and turning the lights on and off in their house.
Nothing scarier (more annoying) than flickering lights.
9. You will torment this person until they confess to what they’ve done after which they’ll commit suicide. Only when this happens will you find peace.
Your work as a vengeful ghost is done.
10. You will then proceed to go to heaven.
Regardless of the fact that you just exacted revenge and that God said we shouldn’t.
Don't you just love nollywood?😂😂😂
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